Thank God...

Ashlee isn't following in the footsteps of our beloved Britney.

People are claiming that this would set Ashlee apart from Jessica, but I'm not sure that's really the case...I mean, we all see where Jessica is headed, don't we? Johnny Knoxville? That skinny guy from Maroon 5? The "naughty" cover for Maxim magazine? Seriously, within the next year or so, she's going to get desperate enough. It's either posing nude or going the Britney route (trucker hats and Twinkies are a part of Jess's heritage too, y'all.)

All Ashlee has to do is hold out and wait for her sister to finish self-destructing. I think the wig is a pretty good sign the end is near. Be strong, Ashlee, the limelight is...almost...yours...all you have to do is keep convincing Jess that outfits like this look, like, totally HOTT.