Lindsay Lohan, a partier? Who knew?

Despite the fact that everyone and their mom has already posted about this, I could not resist the urge to document this major step in Ms. Lohan's downward spiral. She used to be so cute (I know I am not the only one who watched The Parent Trap revival version) and seemed so promising during teendom (I <3 Mean Girls)...but now that she is awash in alcohol (excuse me, suffering from "heat exhaustion," a la Nicole Richie) and locked in an epic battle with Paris Hilton, I fear that the end is near. Betty Ford is calling her name...

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