Why, Murphy, Why?

I'll admit I was pleasantly surprised with this year's red carpet. It appears that most of the stars have either discovered a sense of taste or finally hired someone who would just say no to them. Which is why I don't understand why Candice Bergen doesn't have a single friend who cares.
What is this? Seriously. She looks like a pirate linebacker. She would be first pick in the football draft of the seas. The outfit just makes her look so...unnaturally wide. And I'm really not feeling that shade of turquoise-aqua-whatever. Frankly, even if I could get past the general appearance, I'm not sure it's fancy enough to be award-show-attire. She is a classy older woman, and it hurts me that no one would tell her that "hut...hut...ahoy!" look might not be the way to go.