A New Year, A New Beginning

Nothing is too clear through the haze of vague memories of inappropriate champagne-induced behavior, but I do believe some resolutions are in order. And in relation to this delightful piece of literary genius, here are the only two that matter:

1. Learn to let go of Britney. I loved her and waited patiently for FedEx to make his exit, but she'll only break my heart with her Paris-emulating, crotch-flashing, "sleepy" ways.
2. Resist my "real" job's attempt to squash my creative spirit and actually update on an acceptably regular basis.

And for those of you who missed out on the original (that includes me, as sadly, I had no MTV over New Year's), here is the inimitable completely disposable Vanessa Minnillo kicking off what promises to be another busy year for everyone's favorite government agency, the FCC: