??? of the day

So, I realize that I am not a true shoe person (low threshold for foot pain), but still...I have to say that this whole platform shoe trend is really not doing it for me. I do not understand why everyone on earth would want to look like a cheap hooker in red or animal-print platforms and cheap elastic shin-length leggings. Furthermore, I would really like to speak to the genius who thought it would be a good idea to give Jessica Simpson a clothing line, therefore making it impossible for me to go into any department store without being subjected to her image and signature all over racks and racks of fugly shoes, clothes, and accessories. The whole soap-you-can-eat thing was bad enough, and you'd think they would've learned since she was sued multiple times for that crap.

I just needed to get that out of my system.